"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”
I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD
(Source: versaceslut, via laughcentre)