My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
(Source: 6ood, via aortega1987)
"Too many young girls don’t know how to act when someone’s being inappropriate with them. They giggle or they try to brush it off. Don’t do that. Tell them to go fuck themselves - be a bitch. If someone’s being disrespectful to you, be disrespectful right back. Show them the same amount of respect that they show you."
— Wise words from my mom (via magicrobotgeography)
(Source: smallfreelancer, via willfuckfornuggets)
doing eyeliner is literally like trying to draw a straight line using Paint
Hold down the shift key
oh yes your right let me just hold down the fucking shift key on my eyeball